When Love Met Destruction: Archive

smitherines: Wow today really sucked balls

Mar 1st

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ha-502: i dont think anyone in my school knows or even cares about the fact that with every pair of Toms you buy they donate a pair to a person in need they just buy them because they’re “in” now and that’s really funny

Mar 1st

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Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me: 
Astronomy professor: 
Me: 
Astronomy professor: 
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!

Mar 1st

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Feb 29th

Feb 25th

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Feb 24th

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Feb 24th

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Feb 24th

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So at school, text posts work just fine and all is dandy. On my laptop at home, when I click “create post”, the post shows up blank. These are the biggest frustrations in my life. Fuck.

Feb 23rd

RAGE.

I love how I can hardly have guy friends at my school or even outside of my school because they all make completely inappropriate comments about me. “So when you’re single…” “You look so hot today…” “You know you want this dick…” Actually, I just want a normal friendship with you but obviously that can’t happen so gtfo.

Feb 23rd

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captain-olimar: I have this weird opinion of myself which consists of thinking I’m a lot more mature than most people my age while being incredibly immature, childish, and naive all at the same time.

Feb 23rd

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